Welcome to the Committee of Pointless Committee Agendas, where the fate of the foosball league is determined by our esteemed prophets of doom!
Here are the predictions for the quarterfinals:
Predicts a thrilling victory for the Red Team in a 3-1 upset!
Forecasts a nail-biting 2-2 tie with a possible overtime thriller!
Confidently declares the Blue Team will sweep the competition with a 4-0 shutout!